Yes. So, I'm sorry I am not as good as I should be.
 I am sorry I am not Sophie, and I am sorry I am not Charles.
I am sorry I smoke, I am sorry I have peroxide blonde hair, I am sorry I wear too much make up, I am sorrry I am aggresive, I am sorry I am not very clever, I am sorry I am a bit  fat, I am sorry you think I talk chavvy, I am sorry I smoke weed, I am sorry I sleep with random people, I am sorry I eat too much, I am sorry I get depressed easily and I am sorry I can never be what you want me to be.